Une vieille demoiselle se pr\u00e9sente chez un notaire pour enregistrer l’acte d’achat de sa maison r\u00e9cemment acquise.<\/p>\n
Le notaire l’invite \u00e0 s’installer, appelle son clerc, et lui demande textuellement :<\/p>\n
\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 – \u00ab\u00a0Veuillez, s’il vous pla\u00eet, ouvrir la chemise de Mademoiselle, examiner son affaire, et si les r\u00e8gles ne s’y opposent pas, faites une d\u00e9charge pour qu’elle entre en jouissance imm\u00e9diate ! \u00ab\u00a0<\/p>\n
On n’a toujours pas rattrap\u00e9 la vieille fille !!!!! <\/p>\n
P.S. : Merci \u00e0 mon ami Jo\u00ebl Larue pour cette perle !<\/p>\n
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