{"id":2622,"date":"2013-08-01T18:20:18","date_gmt":"2013-08-01T23:20:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.darloup.com\/blog\/?p=2622"},"modified":"2013-08-02T03:07:11","modified_gmt":"2013-08-02T08:07:11","slug":"je-machete-une-porsche","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.darloup.com\/blog\/je-machete-une-porsche\/","title":{"rendered":"Je m&rsquo;ach\u00e8te une Porsche !"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Mardi dernier, un conducteur s&rsquo;est pay\u00e9 un poteau \u00e9lectrique sur la route de Sabanilla alors qu&rsquo;il roulait de nuit. Il a \u00e9t\u00e9 aveugl\u00e9 par un conducteur qui roulait plein phares en sens inverse. Voici le r\u00e9sultat :<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<figure style=\"width: 630px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Indemne !\" src=\"http:\/\/www.darloup.com\/blog\/pix\/accidente01.jpg\" width=\"630\" height=\"320\" \/><figcaption class=\"wp-caption-text\">Le conducteur n&rsquo;a pas eu une \u00e9gratignure !<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Les villages avoisinants ont \u00e9t\u00e9 priv\u00e9 d&rsquo;\u00e9lectricit\u00e9 toute la nuit. Et qu&rsquo;est-il arriv\u00e9 au conducteur, me direz-vous ?<\/p>\n<p>Eh bien, les airbags ont pleinement fonctionn\u00e9 et il s&rsquo;en est tir\u00e9 sans une seule \u00e9gratignure ! M\u00eame si la voiture a pris feu juste au moment o\u00f9 il en \u00e9tait sorti. \u00a0Et avant que vous ne posiez la question, son taux d&rsquo;alcool\u00e9mie \u00e9tait de 0.<\/p>\n<p>Etant donn\u00e9 la fa\u00e7on dont conduisent les colombiens, ma prochaine voiture sera une Porsche ! J&rsquo;ai maintenant la preuve indubitable que les \u00e9quipements de s\u00e9curit\u00e9 fonctionnent parfaitement !\u00a0 \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Mardi dernier, un conducteur s&rsquo;est pay\u00e9 un poteau \u00e9lectrique sur la route de Sabanilla alors qu&rsquo;il roulait de nuit. Il a \u00e9t\u00e9 aveugl\u00e9 par un conducteur qui roulait plein phares en sens inverse. Voici le r\u00e9sultat : &nbsp; &nbsp; Les villages avoisinants ont \u00e9t\u00e9 priv\u00e9 d&rsquo;\u00e9lectricit\u00e9 toute la nuit. Et qu&rsquo;est-il arriv\u00e9 au conducteur, me &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.darloup.com\/blog\/je-machete-une-porsche\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continuer la lecture<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> de &laquo;&nbsp;Je m&rsquo;ach\u00e8te une Porsche !&nbsp;&raquo;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2622","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-la-colombie"],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pj2vv-Gi","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.darloup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2622","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.darloup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.darloup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.darloup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.darloup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2622"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/www.darloup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2622\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2648,"href":"https:\/\/www.darloup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2622\/revisions\/2648"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.darloup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2622"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.darloup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2622"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.darloup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2622"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}