{"id":3939,"date":"2016-12-13T22:56:42","date_gmt":"2016-12-14T03:56:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.darloup.com\/blog\/?p=3939"},"modified":"2016-12-13T23:10:53","modified_gmt":"2016-12-14T04:10:53","slug":"dix-tuyaux-pour-profiter-de-noel-et-ne-pas-prendre-de-poids","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.darloup.com\/blog\/dix-tuyaux-pour-profiter-de-noel-et-ne-pas-prendre-de-poids\/","title":{"rendered":"Dix tuyaux pour profiter de No\u00ebl et ne pas prendre de poids"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>J&rsquo;ai relev\u00e9 un article intitul\u00e9 \u00ab\u00a0Dix tuyaux pour profiter pleinement de No\u00ebl et ne pas prendre de poids\u00a0\u00bb dans l&rsquo;\u00e9dition d&rsquo;hier de \u00ab\u00a0El Heraldo\u00a0\u00bb. Il y est conseill\u00e9, entre autres choses :<\/p>\n<ol>\n<li>Buvez peu d&rsquo;alcool<\/li>\n<li>Mangez des petites portions<\/li>\n<li>Mangez quelque chose\u00a0<span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">avant<\/span> les repas de No\u00ebl<\/li>\n<li>\u00c9vitez les glucides, les graisses et le sucre<\/li>\n<li>Faites du jogging chaque jour<\/li>\n<li>Pesez-vous chaque jour<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<p>En gros, passez un No\u00ebl de merde !!!\u00a0 <img src=\"https:\/\/www.darloup.com\/blog\/wp-includes\/images\/smilies\/mrgreen.png\" alt=\":mrgreen:\" class=\"wp-smiley\" style=\"height: 1em; max-height: 1em;\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Voici maintenant mon unique conseil pour passer un bon No\u00ebl :<\/p>\n<figure style=\"width: 540px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium\" src=\"http:\/\/www.darloup.com\/blog\/pix\/2016\/xmas01.jpg\" alt=\"Voici ce quoi vous avez droit pour profiter pleinement des festivit\u00e9s !\" width=\"540\" height=\"320\" \/><figcaption class=\"wp-caption-text\"><center>Voici ce quoi vous avez droit pour profiter pleinement des festivit\u00e9s !<\/center><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Bien naturellement, n&rsquo;oubliez-pas le(s) chat(s) ! :<\/p>\n<figure style=\"width: 480px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium\" src=\"http:\/\/www.darloup.com\/blog\/pix\/2016\/xmas02.jpg\" alt=\"M\u00eame le chat a droit \u00e0 quelques exc\u00e8s pour No\u00ebl !\" width=\"480\" height=\"319\" \/><figcaption class=\"wp-caption-text\"><center>M\u00eame le chat a droit \u00e0 quelques exc\u00e8s pour No\u00ebl !<\/center><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>J&rsquo;ai relev\u00e9 un article intitul\u00e9 \u00ab\u00a0Dix tuyaux pour profiter pleinement de No\u00ebl et ne pas prendre de poids\u00a0\u00bb dans l&rsquo;\u00e9dition d&rsquo;hier de \u00ab\u00a0El Heraldo\u00a0\u00bb. Il y est conseill\u00e9, entre autres choses : Buvez peu d&rsquo;alcool Mangez des petites portions Mangez quelque chose\u00a0avant les repas de No\u00ebl \u00c9vitez les glucides, les graisses et le sucre Faites &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.darloup.com\/blog\/dix-tuyaux-pour-profiter-de-noel-et-ne-pas-prendre-de-poids\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continuer la lecture<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> de &laquo;&nbsp;Dix tuyaux pour profiter de No\u00ebl et ne pas prendre de poids&nbsp;&raquo;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3939","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-la-colombie"],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pj2vv-11x","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.darloup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3939","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.darloup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.darloup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.darloup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.darloup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3939"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/www.darloup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3939\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3944,"href":"https:\/\/www.darloup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3939\/revisions\/3944"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.darloup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3939"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.darloup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3939"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.darloup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3939"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}