{"id":5200,"date":"2023-03-04T23:33:35","date_gmt":"2023-03-05T04:33:35","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.darloup.com\/blog\/?p=5200"},"modified":"2023-03-04T23:33:35","modified_gmt":"2023-03-05T04:33:35","slug":"chats-voleurs-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.darloup.com\/blog\/chats-voleurs-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Chats voleurs (2)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>J&rsquo;ai d\u00e9j\u00e0 \u00e9crit un premier billet sur le fait que mes chats sont intrins\u00e8quement des voleurs (<a title=\"Chats voleurs\" href=\"https:\/\/www.darloup.com\/blog\/chats-voleurs\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">ici<\/a>).<\/p>\n<p>En fait, je pense maintenant que <u><b>tous<\/b><\/u> les chats sont intrins\u00e8quement des voleurs\u00a0!<\/p>\n<p>Voici deux autres exemples qui vous montreront pourquoi je le pense.<\/p>\n<p><b>1) <u>Premier exemple<\/u><\/b><\/p>\n<p>J\u2019ai l\u2019habitude d\u2019acheter du lait en Tetra Pak d\u2019un litre que je posais sur le sol dans un coin de ma cuisine\u00a0:<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_5202\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-5202\" style=\"width: 2048px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-5202\" src=\"https:\/\/www.darloup.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/03\/leche01.jpg\" alt=\"Le lait que j'ach\u00e8te en Tetra Pak\" width=\"2048\" height=\"1536\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.darloup.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/03\/leche01.jpg 2048w, https:\/\/www.darloup.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/03\/leche01-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.darloup.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/03\/leche01-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.darloup.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/03\/leche01-200x150.jpg 200w, https:\/\/www.darloup.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/03\/leche01-768x576.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.darloup.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/03\/leche01-1536x1152.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/www.darloup.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/03\/leche01-1200x900.jpg 1200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 709px) 85vw, (max-width: 909px) 67vw, (max-width: 1362px) 62vw, 840px\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-5202\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Le lait que j&rsquo;ach\u00e8te en Tetra Pak<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>Je me suis alors aper\u00e7u que l\u2019un de mes chats rodait autour de ces Tetra Pak :<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_5203\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-5203\" style=\"width: 2048px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-5203\" src=\"https:\/\/www.darloup.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/03\/leche02.jpg\" alt=\"Un de mes chats voleur rodant autour de mon lait\" width=\"2048\" height=\"1536\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.darloup.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/03\/leche02.jpg 2048w, https:\/\/www.darloup.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/03\/leche02-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.darloup.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/03\/leche02-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.darloup.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/03\/leche02-200x150.jpg 200w, https:\/\/www.darloup.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/03\/leche02-768x576.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.darloup.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/03\/leche02-1536x1152.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/www.darloup.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/03\/leche02-1200x900.jpg 1200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 709px) 85vw, (max-width: 909px) 67vw, (max-width: 1362px) 62vw, 840px\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-5203\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Un de mes chats voleur rodant autour de mon lait<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>Le jour suivant, j\u2019ai retrouv\u00e9 une flaque de lait autour de ces Tetra Pak. En les examinant de pr\u00e8s, je me suis aper\u00e7u que ce chat les avait mordus avec ses crocs afin que le lait s\u2019\u00e9coule pour pouvoir le voler\u2026\u00a0:<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_5206\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-5206\" style=\"width: 1200px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-5206\" src=\"https:\/\/www.darloup.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/03\/leche03-2.jpg\" alt=\"Tetra Pak ayant \u00e9t\u00e9 mordu pour pouvoir voler le lait\" width=\"1200\" height=\"900\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.darloup.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/03\/leche03-2.jpg 1200w, https:\/\/www.darloup.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/03\/leche03-2-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.darloup.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/03\/leche03-2-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.darloup.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/03\/leche03-2-200x150.jpg 200w, https:\/\/www.darloup.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/03\/leche03-2-768x576.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 709px) 85vw, (max-width: 909px) 67vw, (max-width: 1362px) 62vw, 840px\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-5206\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Tetra Pak ayant \u00e9t\u00e9 mordu pour pouvoir voler le lait<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>Naturellement, mes trois autres chats ont en tous profit\u00e9 et ont tous l\u00e9ch\u00e9 avidement le lait sur le sol\u2026<\/p>\n<p><b>2) <u>Second<\/u><u> exemple<\/u><\/b><\/p>\n<p>Vous pourriez pensez que faire bouillir des pommes-de-terre (afin de faire de la pur\u00e9e) est une occupation normalement sans grand risque\u2026<\/p>\n<p>Sauf si vous avez un chat qui aime les pommes-de-terre cuites et qui se fera un malin plaisir de les voler\u2026 Pendant que vous ne regardez pas, bien naturellement\u00a0!<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_5207\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-5207\" style=\"width: 1200px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-5207\" src=\"https:\/\/www.darloup.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/03\/papas01.jpg\" alt=\"M\u00eame les pommes-de-terre peuvent \u00eatre vol\u00e9es\" width=\"1200\" height=\"900\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.darloup.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/03\/papas01.jpg 1200w, https:\/\/www.darloup.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/03\/papas01-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.darloup.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/03\/papas01-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.darloup.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/03\/papas01-200x150.jpg 200w, https:\/\/www.darloup.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/03\/papas01-768x576.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 709px) 85vw, (max-width: 909px) 67vw, (max-width: 1362px) 62vw, 840px\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-5207\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">M\u00eame les pommes-de-terre peuvent \u00eatre vol\u00e9es<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>J&rsquo;ai termin\u00e9 mon plaidoyer, Votre Honneur !<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>J&rsquo;ai d\u00e9j\u00e0 \u00e9crit un premier billet sur le fait que mes chats sont intrins\u00e8quement des voleurs (ici). En fait, je pense maintenant que tous les chats sont intrins\u00e8quement des voleurs\u00a0! Voici deux autres exemples qui vous montreront pourquoi je le pense. 1) Premier exemple J\u2019ai l\u2019habitude d\u2019acheter du lait en Tetra Pak d\u2019un litre que &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.darloup.com\/blog\/chats-voleurs-2\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continuer la lecture<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> de &laquo;&nbsp;Chats voleurs (2)&nbsp;&raquo;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5200","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-la-colombie"],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pj2vv-1lS","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.darloup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5200","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.darloup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.darloup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.darloup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.darloup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5200"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.darloup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5200\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5208,"href":"https:\/\/www.darloup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5200\/revisions\/5208"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.darloup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5200"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.darloup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5200"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.darloup.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5200"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}